TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE SHORE!
JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK
This Time it’s Personal
On Blu-ray™ and DVD August 28, 2012
From Anchor Bay Entertainment
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Attention all guidos and guidettes – get out of the water! On August 28th, Anchor Bay Entertainment will release on Blu-ray™ and DVD the movie Jersey Shore Shark Attack. This genre-busting film, which aired as a Syfy Saturday Original Movie on June 9, follows a crew of Jerseyites who band together against killer sharks that threaten to spoil their summer fun by eating them alive. An entertaining and outrageous action-thriller, Jersey Shore Shark Attack features a talented cast including Jeremy Luke (Interpretation), Melissa Molinaro (“Making the Band 3”), Paul Sorvino (GoodFellas, Kill the Irishman), Jack Scalia (“All My Children”), Joey Fatone (N-Sync, “Dancing with the Stars”), Vinny Guadagnino (MTV’s “The Jersey Shore”), William Atherton (The Last Samurai, Die Hard) and Tony Sirico (“The Sopranos”).
JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK
This Time it’s Personal
On Blu-ray™ and DVD August 28, 2012
From Anchor Bay Entertainment
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Attention all guidos and guidettes – get out of the water! On August 28th, Anchor Bay Entertainment will release on Blu-ray™ and DVD the movie Jersey Shore Shark Attack. This genre-busting film, which aired as a Syfy Saturday Original Movie on June 9, follows a crew of Jerseyites who band together against killer sharks that threaten to spoil their summer fun by eating them alive. An entertaining and outrageous action-thriller, Jersey Shore Shark Attack features a talented cast including Jeremy Luke (Interpretation), Melissa Molinaro (“Making the Band 3”), Paul Sorvino (GoodFellas, Kill the Irishman), Jack Scalia (“All My Children”), Joey Fatone (N-Sync, “Dancing with the Stars”), Vinny Guadagnino (MTV’s “The Jersey Shore”), William Atherton (The Last Samurai, Die Hard) and Tony Sirico (“The Sopranos”).
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